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Take some fruit puree, package it with whatever beer you want, carb it light, and use the easy money to buy a damn pasteurizer.
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Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia:
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# Buy some fruit puree.
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# Package it with whatever beer you want.
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# Add some dissolved sugar/vanilla/lactose (or whatever).
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# Carbonate it light to reduce gushing.
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# Instead of expecting customers to "keep it cold", use the easy money to take some responsibility and buy a damn pasteurizer.
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Noteworthy resources:
  
 
https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/sightlines/2018/8/22/exploding-cans
 
https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/sightlines/2018/8/22/exploding-cans
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https://www.craftbeerjoe.com/craft-beer-styles/exploding-cans-of-fruit-beer/
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https://www.pastemagazine.com/drink/craft-beer/exploding-beer-cans-trillium-450-north-fruit/

Revision as of 23:18, 21 December 2020

Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia:

  1. Buy some fruit puree.
  2. Package it with whatever beer you want.
  3. Add some dissolved sugar/vanilla/lactose (or whatever).
  4. Carbonate it light to reduce gushing.
  5. Instead of expecting customers to "keep it cold", use the easy money to take some responsibility and buy a damn pasteurizer.

Noteworthy resources:

https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/sightlines/2018/8/22/exploding-cans

https://www.craftbeerjoe.com/craft-beer-styles/exploding-cans-of-fruit-beer/

https://www.pastemagazine.com/drink/craft-beer/exploding-beer-cans-trillium-450-north-fruit/