Unfermented Fruit Beer

Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia):

1. Buy some fruit puree.
2. Package it with whatever beer you want.
3. Add some dissolved sugar/vanilla/lactose (or whatever).
4. Carbonate it light to reduce gushing.
5. Instead of expecting customers to "keep it cold", use the easy money to take some responsibility and buy a damn pasteurizer.

Noteworthy resources:

https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/sightlines/2018/8/22/exploding-cans

https://www.craftbeerjoe.com/craft-beer-styles/exploding-cans-of-fruit-beer/

https://www.pastemagazine.com/drink/craft-beer/exploding-beer-cans-trillium-450-north-fruit/